A Recollection of Christmas and New Years From No Where

01.03.07 (10:19 am)   [edit]

Well, i am finally posting another blog.  Ever since christmas, ive kinda lost my interest in blogging, until today of course.  Well, to explain a celebration from no where, read the story.

Christmas was nice with my grandparents, and i got lots of cool presents including a much needed watch, a dart board, the "band of brothers" hbo series dvd, and the game, "the movies".  For all those who love the film business, GET THIS GAME!!! It is an awesome game that enables you to make your own movies, while also making you design and keep your own studio.  If you want examples, check out the movies online world at http://movies.lionhead.com/" title="http://movies.lionhead.com/" target="_blank"http://movies.lionhead.com/.  Great Game, with a 4.8 out of 5 from me.

New Years sucked, however.  My siblings were high as kites, (A Favourite Expression of my mum), so this resulted in me having to deal with them all downstairs.  Kinda cruel, as they wouldnt shut up and let me watch my tv shows.  Midnight came, and we saw the fireworks from our neighbours houses, but i only saw a minute of this because my grump dad decided we all had to go to bed, and switched the light on, impairing our view of the fireworks. One good thing was the fact that i swigged a glass of wine from my parents, and went into 2007 with a glass of alchohol in my hand.  God its great to be 13. 

Just a little side note, the next morning i had a huge headache.  I might've gone into the new year with a hangover .

Yours Truly, From Nowhere, To You

No Beer For Santa

12.25.06 (2:57 pm)   [edit]

I hope none of you left an alchoholic drink out for santa yesterday. 
The people against drunk driving used this as a way to make sure no one drinks and drives, and i dont want a drunk stanta crashing through my roof!

We have opened the santa gifts, but are still waiting for the family gifts we give to each other.  This year is our biggest bounty, even though i only saw 2 presents.  I got, as a main gift, a sweet dart board with real darts and everything.  It made me feel a little older, especially when my dad told my sisters it was an adult game. 

We are about to have christmas lunch, a feast of chicken, potatoes, yorkshire puddings, parsnips, and veg.  Another older tidbit is the fact i was asked if i wanted a little wine with my 7-up. 

Sorry this isnt long, but ive got a dinner to go to.

Merry Christmas, From Nowhere, to You!

No Beer For Santa

12.25.06 (2:57 pm)   [edit]

I hope none of you left an alchoholic drink out for santa yesterday. 
The people against drunk driving used this as a way to make sure no one drinks and drives, and i dont want a drunk stanta crashing through my roof!

We have opened the santa gifts, but are still waiting for the family gifts we give to each other.  This year is our biggest bounty, even though i only saw 2 presents.  I got, as a main gift, a sweet dart board with real darts and everything.  It made me feel a little older, especially when my dad told my sisters it was an adult game. 

We are about to have christmas lunch, a feast of chicken, potatoes, yorkshire puddings, parsnips, and veg.  Another older tidbit is the fact i was asked if i wanted a little wine with my 7-up. 

Sorry this isnt long, but ive got a dinner to go to.

Merry Christmas, From Nowhere, to You!

Give Kids a Break

12.24.06 (3:25 pm)   [edit]

Well, i am at an unfortunate age in my life.  1 year away from being 14 (actually more like 8 months), and i am still stuck watching the crappy baby movies that they are bringing out.  All the decent movies (or the ones i like anyway) include swears and Violence.  These movies are 14 A, so the 13 year olds have the choice between happy feet, and over the hedge.  Some people like those kind of films, while i am annoyed at them.  I say that 14 A movies arent suitable for yor 4 year old sister, or 7 year old sister, but when you are at least in grade 5, you hear all these swears, you learn what sex is, and you have friends who watch Violent things.  Then Ms.  I "careaboutkids" says that the media is teaching us these things.  People, if there werent wars, if there wasnt road rage, and if people would just love one another, then there would be no violence, and no swears.  The media copied people, so they could present real life, so dont blame them, blame yourselves. 

Happy Holidays

 

1 Day To Go

12.24.06 (10:17 am)   [edit]

Merry Christmas everyone!  Nowhere is all ready, as we have the christmas trees, the treats, and things.  My parents are currently baking goodies, and the only reason im not joining them is that my treats havent de frosted yet.  This year, i havent thought of what i want, so i am having a christmas suprise.  My mom says its good, good that she would like it.  That was a little bit of a turn off, but then i realized me and mum share the same likings.

Well, todays topic is growing up.  I have been the oldest of my family for 11 years, and i have had so much responsibility to live up to.  Yesterday i finished shopping for my siblings gifts, and i've been babysitting them so my parents can get presents without tagging them along. A Real Christmas Treat.  Now im 13, though, i have come to a point where i look at something i was able to do when i was younger, but now im older, miss really much.  For example, every tuesday where i am lucky to go to macdonalds before i go to my volunteer job (more signs of responsibility), i always look at the playplace, and think to myself, i wish i could go on that 1 more time.  am I supposed to feel signs of getting old at my age already?

Yesterday, i was 32, and today im number 35.  I went down :( 

Greetings From Nowhere, and have a happy and merry christmas!

 

The Great Battle Of The Garage

12.23.06 (9:10 am)   [edit]
In Spring, in the land Of No Where, the Thorpe Kingdom was planning an attack at the chickens. A jail cell (coop) had been made, and now they needed to be transported. King Lloyd issued 3 soldiers, himself, Sir. Chris, and laurence, the joker, to invade. The day was set, and troops moved in. It was a dark and windy day (actually sunny, and bright), and the fight started. 4 Chickens had gone to the jail, but there was still 25 left. Then a piercing scream came upon. Laurence had been pecked at by a chicken, causing him to have to sit out the war. Then, we had 2. More Chickens went, and then the King had an urgent call to attend. Sounded like a cup of coffee, but it was important. That left one man, to transport 14 chickens. Chris fought and fought, running with the chickens for transportation, until something happened. An event long remebered occured. He fell, and twisted his ankle, luckily not having a chicken with him. He thought he could not go on, until the patriotism, and the sheer will to get the chickens out of the garage got him up, and he fought on. Eventually, the king returned, with a nice cup of coffee, and the joker returned, crying, and we got the job done. Soon, all 30 chickens were in the jail, and we cheered in victory. But, while cheering, chris suddenly went back to see the garage. The poop covered garage (they had been in there for 3 months. They broke out of their "cage" and went on a rampage.). The smelling, foul, cant walk anywhere garage. And he thought to himself. What is the price of war? If we attack a country, or if we defend a country. We will leave it covered in poop. Not our poop, not their poop. But pointless poop. So stay in school, kids! Theres my daily story, and i'd like to thank you all again. Im number 32 on the hot blogs! This message brought to you by the government of no where.

Family Funnies, Part 2

12.22.06 (3:59 pm)   [edit]
Well, here is the epic conclusion in making fun of the rest of my family. dont worry, new readers, i made fun of myself too. Now, we are at laurence, the 11 year old. Everyone should know the game Pop Up Pirate. Well, when he was young, he would not play it without putting underwear on his head. You "Canadians and Americans" would call it "tidey-wideys", but he thought it look like a real pirate hat. Another funny is the fact that he annoyed me once, and i was around 5, and i threw all of his toys out the window. It was funny. Susannah has what we call blonde moments, no offense to those who are blond. She occasionally will say something like, Wheres Alberta? (Our Province, which she studied at school), and, "hey, if you put your eye up to your coke, it will hurt!" (an experiment she conducted.) Abigail, the watcher of programs such as south park, family guy, and simpsons. In the middle of a shopping store, while my mum was talking to a friend, she screamed "screw you guys, im going home!". Thank god it was in the middle of the day, so there was not anyone there, but still..... Finally, Samuel. What more to say, but he has the sweetest, bandi-eyed look. Its so cute, and you go for a hug...until you notice the proffesional baseball bat, which he can lift and use, and swings. Then you find yourself in a hospital. I need a check, before i go. Please comment and vote Would you like these blogs shorter Y/N Can you listen to the music station Y/N Are you a supporter of the American Government Y/N Thanks for replying This has been a production by the company of nowhere.

Sex

12.22.06 (7:24 am)   [edit]
Yes, before you adults start shouting at me, i want to explain. I made a test and want to see if its true. My mum says that you should normally get more people coming to your blog. So, if you are here, i guess you couldnt resist. Another Interesting fact : 75% of people believe you when you tell them a statistic. Well, those who didnt get that one, just continue ahead. I am pleased to announce that the Blog From Nowhere has been alive for a Week! Not only that, but in a week, thanks to my smart advertising, and you reading this, i am now no.47. I have made a huge jump, and if this stays up, The Blog From Nowhere is going to be in the top 10. So something interesting for you all to hear. 69whisper has been doing some family humor, how about me. I'll say a funny event for each family member. 1. Lloyd (Dad). He occasionally breaks wind, but is low enough to blame the dog, my mother, and even the baby! 2. Jane (Mum). She has her own blog (Escaping the City, on Blogger), and now that shes found out i can embarrass her, we battle each other. If i see my mum on tbfn, we start a fight (literally), and i am able to switch it off using alt F4. 3. Chris (Me) Dont make fun of me, but when i was around 7, i was visonally impaired, and i didnt know it. Thats not the funny part. Everyday, id wash my hands in the girls bathroom. A month after doing this everyday, i was finally told by a teacher that i was using the girls toilet. Oh god, i had red face for days. Thats 3/7 people done. Stay tuned to find out about them. Here is your Update from Nowhere.

Adolph Hitler Was Man Of The Year?

12.21.06 (1:05 pm)   [edit]
You are hearing me right. The guy who had a plan to kill all of the jewish community, and succeeded killing 6 million in ways our minds could not possibly imagine, was the Man Of The Year in the Times Magazine, in the year 1938. I think i've found an explanation for this. The world had no idea of the horrors of the death camps until 1945. It was a top secret thing in Germany. To the rest of the world, however, he was able to bring his country out of bankruptcy, introduced the volswagen beetle for the automobile industry, and had made Germany one of the worlds most fastest change from bankrupt, to wealthy. Times Editors must have seen this, and think about it. If hitler had no plans of his kind, and was a good guy, wouldn't you nominate him? But he screwed it all up, killed 6 million people, and spent the last 6 months of his life in a bunker. Well, theres food for your thoughts. Now onto todays Blog. My mom has found out she can access my blogs, so i cant swear, and cant write blogs about her that put her in a bad light. E.G. the 2nd last blog. Anyway, i plan to block the site or something. I dont know about you guys, but this christmas doesnt exactly feel like christmas. My mum agrees, and im wondering why. Is it the fact that they are using santa in WAY too many commercials, or is it the fact that coca cola has created ANOTHER christmas commercial. Havent they already wrecked Santa clause. Yeah, Santa is red and white. The Coco Cola Company is Red And White. Search it on the web, the red and white santa claus we all know and believe in is reallly a huge commercial advertising scandal. Isnt there something in this world that we can keep and not use for our own benefit? Well, thats me going into adult mode, ill switch back to teen mode. I am going back to school in February, therefore ruining my homeschooled adventures. There arent going to be interesting things on this blog, but hey. Its a really nice school. I will still be in nowhere though, since the grade has 25-35 kids in it (cant remember). The old school i went to had 100+. BIG difference! Well it wont be hard to make friends and be top of the class. I would yet again like to thank you all so much for reading my blog. I thought no one would really care, but im No.52 on the hot blogs list. You dont know how much that means to me! In a week, i have had 148 visits to my blog, and have had several comments. Thank you for Reading! ThEbLoGfrOmNoWhErE013

Why people should be Athiests

12.20.06 (6:23 pm)   [edit]
In a world where it is possible to fight about anything, we always find a reason to make fun, discriminate, insult, and spit on other peoples beliefs and religion. Its annoying that christians act like they know it all, and other teachings are evil, when they all share the same message. Be nice, dont steal, etc. Yet still, we say there wrong because their god has 8 arms, or they dont believe in a god. I am part buddhist, part athiest, because i believe in helping animals, and respecting nature, but i dont believe that there is a god, or if there is, doesnt play a big role. Just live life kindly and rightly, and you're fine when you die. I think we reincarnate, but its a question no one knows, no one is going to know until we die. But if there is a god, why are there still poor, homeless people out there. Why is there people who have to go through family being killed just a week before christmas, or why does he/she let hurricanes wipe out entire cities. I want an explanation for why this happens, but im not going to commit suicide like some teens consider in their years. Please dont kill me in comments. These are my thoughts, and if you read this, you will see that if you do, you are just like those who insult other religions. Thoughts from the Blogger who lived down in Nowhere